Saturday, May 05, 2007

Spider-Man 3 - Movie Review

Well that kinda sucked didn't it?

At first I thought I was just too tired from the work week and my brain missed plot points but no, the movie just had a bad cheesy script and major editing problems. What a mess.

What happened? Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2 were SOOOO GOOD.

Even Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunsnt didn't even look as good as they usually they do. Even the attempts at humour didn't work. They just ended up being awkward.

Well, no point in ranting about this since it seems everyone else saw this already yesterday (raking in 59$ million yesterday, $104 million worldwide) or already has tickets to this weekends sold out performances (sorry folks, I tried to warn friends but everyone's already got tickets. Man are we suckers for a good publicity campaign).

Spider-Man 3 : D+ or 5/10


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Friday, May 04, 2007

Time To Take Advantage of the Democratic Process Theatre Geeks

Broadway.com has its annual Audience Awards, so it's time to vote (... for Spring Awakening... hint hint, and Evil Dead The Musical in the Off-Broadway categories!) for the nominations (you can choose up to 5 in each category, though I really only had a tough time choosing between Best Featured Actor and Best New Song since I really couldn't decide between the playlist from Spring Awakening) for your favorite theatre shows in the past New York theatrical season!


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Grey's Anatomy - Surfing All The Way To LA

The Other Side Of This Life

Last nights Grey's Anatomy just highlighted a big problem currently with the show during this possible shark jumping third season (and I don't like using that SJ term because I find it tends to get thrown around a lot, but there have been some serious problems at Seattle Grace this year and not in the good dramatic television way). All the characters are getting annoying and dislikable. The fluff and shine has seem to lost its bounce and luster. Everyone has already hooked up with everyone (which leaves them to make George and Izzie get together? Ewww. I still don't buy it at ALL. They are like brother and sister. It's gross. Leave them as platonic best friends). The on-set drama overtook the actual scripted drama (and I still can't look at Isaiah the same anymore. I'm sorry. I tried. I know he's an actor, but anytime George and Burke are together, I just see poor outed T.R Knight and Isaiah's derogatory comment).

Now, Addison goes to LA to try to have a baby, sees all her old friends and their private practice buddies (all whom happen to be TV stalwarts and attractive, how convenient) and is slowly sucked into their world, opening it up all as a consideration for Montgomery to move to LA, which of course she will decide when the ABC Upfronts are announced later this month (though the Grey's Anatomy 2 Spinoff is basically a sure thing at this point).

What this new show is (name still unknown, rumoured to be Private Practice), is basically Grey's Anatomy, purged of its new dourness and all the problems soaps run into around year 2 (see The OC, Desperate Housewives), the grey skies of Seattle (which I thought worked to help damper the bubbly fluffyness of Grey's at first, but now is just a reminder of what a downer it has become) for the sunniness of LA, and starting off fresh with a new set of attractive people to screw around with (and with each other). Meanwhile, we stil get the Imogen Heap type songs playing ad nauseum over the glossified evening soap (but luckily I love Imogen Heap, Jem and Feist, but they are starting to push their luck).

Now, this new show (and it really was, a brand new show last night intercut with the old Grey's Anatomy, with very little integration between the two) was NOT a complete smash homerun, but I found myself intrigued enough that I wanted to watch more of it, though partly just because I wanted to judge it, for better or for worse.

But everytime they cut back to Seattle Grace, I would wince again, knowing I would have to deal with Derek pushing Meredith away (groan, grow up already McDreamy, or for that matter, Meredith, who at least since her faux-death, has been less annoying, though would have been even BETTER if she actually died), dealing with the ickiness of George and Izzie, or dealing with Christina and Burke's wedding preparation (yawn, though love Diahanne Caroll as Burke's mom). Of course it's funny since the Grey's Anatomy crew might fall apart anyways since Washington still might be fired, Knight might still leave, and even more so, there might be a huge purging of the cast. Leaving what? Grey's Anatomy: Bare Bones Unit? I still must say though, anytime Chandra Wilson is on screen as Bailey, she steals the show, and is now, in my opinion, the remaining glory of Grey's Anatomy.

As for the new cast? Taye Digg's always rocks but he's a showkiller, I'm not sure why exactly, but it might be true, because I didn't think he complety worked on the show. Tim Daly, another fellow showkiller, was a little better, though I really didn't feel the chemistry between him and Addison. Merrin Dungey (Alias) WAS perfect as Montgomery's former best friend, I just hope she doesn't get replaced by an evil twin and get killed off again. Speaking of which. SARK!!! David Anders (Alias) made an appearance but sadly only as a guest star. WE WANT MORE SARK!!! I've never liked Amy Brenneman, though won't it be weird when she gets inevitably hooked up with Tim Daly's character, after Tim's real life sister Tyne has played her mom for so long (on Judging Amy)? I'm not sure I bought Chris Lowell as the hot young dude from the office, though man, he's been working out. I still see him more as Piz, tailing Veronica Mars like the geek that he is. Though FINALLY Shonda Rhimes gets to cast Paul Adelstein so that we can see he isn't the evil agent tailing Michael Scofield on Prison Break and that he can be quite charming and funny (Nobody's Watching), so he's a keeper.

At this point, Private Practice will get a 3.5 stars from me. Really it's only a 3 star show but it get's the extra half star for employing Paul Adelstein and Merrin Dungey (both above). It brings back the fun soapy glory of Season 1 and 2 Grey's Anatomy, intercut with serious medical drama, but without all the baggage that now clings to the GA cast, which I seriously think is in trouble after writing itself into too many corners during the February ferry sinking sweeps 3 episode arc.


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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Farewell Gilmore Girls, Hello Stars Hollow

Series, Not Season


May 15th will indeed be the final episode of Gilmore Girls and the series finale. Oh well, it was great while it lasted (well, at least the first 5 seasons, where it hovered in my top 5 the entire time). So at this point, if they don't renew Veronica Mars, is there ANYTHING to watch on The CW other than Supernatural (which I will admit, I'm WAY behind on now because of 30 Rock and Grey's Anatomy). On the other hand, this WAS the same network that brought back 7th Heaven from the dead, but of course, that totally sucked and produced a sucktastic season (or so I hear). So maybe it's best that we are left with only the good memories of Gilmore Girls.

Stars Hollow will now remain forever locked in the memories of TVland... or I'll just scoot over to Unionville (aka, Stars Hollow in the pilot) and try to find Luke's Diner or Taylor Doosie. The whole time I'm wishing I lived in Stars Hollow and only last year do I find out I live RIGHT BY IT? Like literally a 10 minute drive away???


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American Idol - Last Man Standing

Where Have All The Boys Gone? Results Top 6 Down to 4



Well, I was right and Phil (so long bald eagle! It's time to fly away) and Chris Richardson were booted out last night. Which leaves the three divas and the last remaining boy Blake.

Oh well, I guess it was expected. We are left with a pretty good final four though, since other than LaKisha (who I think is still in danger next week), it is still a hard call between Jordin, Melinda and Blake it should make an interesting finale. Though personally I'm leaning fully towards Blake Lewis now after this weeks performance over Melinda Doolittle.





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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

2007 Summer Movie Preview - There Are Movies That Don't End In 3, But Where Did the Movie Stars Go?

Well, it's May and nowadays, it's considered the beginning of the summer movie season! So time to check our brains at the door! Anyways, here's a listing of movies that intrigue me so far (from the info I know, some lots, some little, all after finally having time to peruse Entertainment Weekly's Summer Movie Preview). The following are listed in order of opening dates (usually the first one, if it opens in limited release. Dates subject to change due to studio execs fearing bigger movies clobbering them and trying to get them far far away). There's the big big big movie's that I'll see anyways (Spiderman 3, Pirates of the Caribbean 3, Shrek 3) but they don't really need more press (though neither does Harry Potter 5 but I'm still going to mention it again anyways).


Waitress (limited LA and NY May 2, opens nationwide throughout the month)
This is the movie with Keri Russell (Felicity), Nathan Fillion (Firefly), Jeremy Sisto (Six Feet Under) and Cheryl Hines (Curb Your Enthusiasm) and it's supposedly a splendidly warm and loving little movie directed by Adrienne Shelly who unfortunately was murdered last November in her own apartment. The NY Times already likes it, it got raves at Sundance and I'm really looking forward to this one. If there might be a little indie movie to break out this year, this might be the one. Plus, it's like a gathering of TV Star favorites all in one sitting!





Paris Je T'aime (May 4 in NY, May 18 in LA, Additional Cities to Follow)
18 stories directed by more than 20 directors starring more (international) actors than a Robert Altman film all as a love tribute to Paris. I'm getting hot under the collar just thinking about it.





Away From Her (May 4)
A movie about old people directed by the very young Sarah Polley based on a short story by Alice Munro and pretty much all Canadian funded (read: bleak). I know. Screams blockbuster doesn't it?





Knocked Up (June 1st)
Much like The 40 Year Old Virgin, the poster alone is funny and I think Seth Rogen (Undeclared) and Katherine Heigl (Grey's Anatomy) will do a bang up job getting knocked up (get it? get it?). Plus, it's like a gathering of TV Star favorites all in one sitting! Again!





Evan Almighty (June 22)
Speaking of the The 40 Year Old Virgin, if anybody can turn a sequel of a so-so movie without its original star into a laugh riot, my money would be on Steve Carrell. Oh look, they plucked then unfamous Steve Carrell from the original (Bruce Almighty) and cast him in the "sequel" where God makes him build an Ark, Noah styled, with Lauren Graham (Gilmore Girls) on hand as his wife. Plus, it's like a gathering of TV Star favorites all in one sitting! Again again!





A Mighty Heart (June 22)
They will probably never do a great job with this, but then again, who would have thought United 93 would have turned out so moving and poignant, and as with that movie, this one has another critically acclaimed British director attached. Angelina Jolie plays Marianne Pearl during the whole ordeal of her husband Daniel's kidnapping and subsequent death at the hands of Al Qauda. Plus it has Dan Futterman (Judging Amy, The Birdcage, writer of Capote) as Daniel Pearl. I'm completely intrigued even though I'm not a huge Angelina movie fan (though as a person, I think she's pretty cool).





Ratatouille (June 29)
It's Pixar. Do I really need to say more? They turned cars, a fish, monsters in the closet, bugs and toys into lovable characters. A rat with a love for fine French dining should be no problem.





Evening (June 29)
I have no idea what this is about but just look at the cast. I'm a sucker for these big casts.




Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (July 13)
It's about some boy wizard in battle with some evil guy that starts with a V. I hear it's based on some book?




Hairspray (July 20)
As I've stated before, I'm super excited about this movie for a musical I thought was so-so. Again, big cast. Me. Sucker.






Talk To Me (July 20)
Don Cheadle, Taraji P. Henson (superb in Hustle & Flow) and Chiwetel Ejiofor in a Kasi Lemmons film. Looks a bit formulaic and treacly but I want to see it as part shameless plugging and in part for the cast.




No Reservations (July 27)
I just want to see Catherine Zeta Jones eat. Aaron Eckhart feeding her doesn't hurt either.





Fat Girls (July)
Looks seriously indie and cheap and super sweet and funny.


Charlie Bartlett (August 3)
Seems like half the cast of Degrassi TNG is in it, along with Hope Davis and Robert Downey Jr. , about a teen who runs a nice scam. Buzz before the shoot was that the script was pretty clever for a "high school teen" movie. Looks interesting.




The Bourne Ultimatum (August 3)
Okay, fine. One part 3 movie on my list. It's again being directed by Paul Greengrass (United 93) who also did The Bourne Supremacy. Seriously, it's like the smart man's guide to action movies. Cannot WAIT! Who would have thought Matt Damon would have made a great action hero? Surely not after seeing School Ties!




Superbad (August 17)
Michael Cera (Arrested Development) is in it. That's enough to sell me. Superbad looks Supergood (you know I had to!)!





The Invasion (August 17)
Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig. SOLD! I don't care what this movie is about, or that it's a remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. I'm totally SOLD!




Eleven Men Out (August 24)
A gay guy comes out to his soccer team in Iceland. Another blockbuster winner! Seriously though, can't wait!


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Let's Do The Mash - When Melchior Met Marco

UPDATE: CHECK HERE FOR LINK TO CLIPS

Here's some pics of the Spring Awakening and Degrassi TNG Mash Up Town Hall that happened on Monday, April 30th that Rosie O'Donnell moderated and Zach Braff guest hosted. So I WAS right! I WAS wrong though about the AOL Red streaming, as it won't be available until mid May apparently.


Top photo, Michael Portantiere, Bottom photo, Amy Sussman, Getty Images


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American Idol - Rock On

Top 6, Again - Rock Night - Bon Jovi

First I thought, CRAP, Phil did a decent enough job that his fans and old people will vote for him.

Then Jordin Sparks basically sucked. Not hard when you're singing Bon Jovi, but I think we expect more from the 17 year old now. I don't hate Jon Bon Jovi (though his hair does nothing for me), but I wouldn't call myself a fan.

Then something happened.

LaKisha came on and I cared again. She really seemed like she was fighting back into the competition. Bon Jovi gave her just enough of the cheesy rock theatrics that she thrives on.

THEN...

Blake Lewis came on, did his beatbox thing, changing up the song "You Give Love A Bad Name" to his usual stylings and completely ROCKED IT. In fact, as the judges said, was essentially the most original rendition of any song in American Idol history (though not Idol history, from what I know, that would go to Jacob Hoggard) . Simply mesmerizing. It was kinda thrilling to watch and it was amusing because you could actually see Randy and Paula were actually genuinely excited and not just trying to be nice for nicety's sake.

I actually bought Chris Richardson screaming into the microphone, more so than Jordin and Phil at least.

Then Melinda came and did her Tina Turner thing and as usual, came out with class and poise even as she tried to rock it.

So now I don't know who is going. After last week, I would have said LaKisha and Chris Richardson were in danger. Based on last night alone, I would say Jordin and Phil were in danger (thank god, in the recap, the last four outshone Phil, who was basically only "good" until the others sang). However, since it's still a tally of both weeks, my guess is??? hmm... Chris and Phil? All I know is I want Phil out, but it could totally be Chris and LaKisha tonight too...

Anyways, who knew Bon Jovi night was going to turn out this well?

Seriously though, Blake's performance was AMAZING. The new black hairdo was a nice change-up too.



Oh, what was with the Bush thing? No disrespect to your leader but I think I have to go vomit now...


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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Heroes - Tangled

Chapter 19: .07%
Chapter 20: String Theory


Heroes was finally back and I caught up with the last two eps, and both were good, but I find myself with nothing really to say about it. I enjoy watching it, and then I forget most of what happened by Tuesday morning. More so because .07% barely had Ando and Hiro in it, and I seem to really only care about them and Claire at this point. Oh, though Peter dies (but then Claire saves him) but you know Milo ain't giving this gig up now after trying to get his own show for a while since Gilmore Girls.

In the last two eps, we find out the bombing of New York is really a small price to pay to change the world. Last nights ep, we jump 5 years in the future, where we find out Sylar shapeshifted into Nathan Petrelli as President of the USA. Peter is with Niki, who lost DL and Micah. Future Hiro meets our current lovable Hiro and that Ando died after the bomb. Matt Parkman is now a bad guy cop chasing Hiro, using The Haitian as help. Claire is supposed to get married but is met up by HRG dad warning her to get away...

and other stuff happened and it was all entertaining but now I can't remember any of it. As much as I love this show, that's not a good sign is it? Or am I just getting older and my memory is failing me? Well, here's a better recap than mine.


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How I Met Your Mother - How Barney Met His Father

Showdown

It's two weeks until Lily and Marshall's wedding and the gang separates them for their last two weeks as they had claimed they would originally do. Lily finds out she's too SKINNY to fit into her wedding dress, so Robin helps train her to eat more, turning into a diabolical force feeding machine. Ted tries to run through his Best Man speech with Marshall, always bringing up completely inappropriate things to tell (the Marshall arrest scene because he was "alone" in the carpool lane still cracks me up, as did the fake "holding hands" story as the gang drank chocolate milk at the bar). We fast forward two weeks and see that Ted gives a great speech in the end, and Lily fits into her dress perfectly, after secretly running to a hotel room to meet Marshall in the middle of the night to gorge on room service during the pre-marital separation. Of course, they reveal nothing of Ted and Robin's big news on the wedding night but I guess we will find out more about those spoilers in two weeks.

Barney on the other hand is training for The Price Is Right so that he could meet his father, Bob Barker. Yes, THAT Bob Barker. His mother told him that Bob Barker was his father, and Barney would try to bond with his father through his TV during those early adolescent years. Tear (I'm not sure if it's cause it was so hilarious or so pathetically sad (yet hilarious).

Of course, the whole The Price Is Right sequence was actually quite a great tribute to Bob Barker for his 35 years (35 YEARS??? He HAS been doing it all my life and MORE... I WASN'T just imagining that) before he retires this June.

Though tribute or not, the whole thing was topped by the scene where Barney spins the $1.00 and pushes the other contestant away. Freaking hilarious!


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