Eating and Watching TV Like Michael Phelps - 2008 Beijing Olympics Superficial Coverage

In another one of those videos by NBC in their bid to make the Olympics into the biggest dramatic schmaltzfest (and yet I love those biographical bits) that aired last night, Michael Phelps claims to be extremely lazy outside of the pool, only wanting to watch TV all day (well, I have half of his life right at least!). On top of that, he doesn't cook for himself and needs to eat 8000-10000 calories a day, yet still can't crack the 200lb mark. Plus it looks like he's not even eating that healthily (or, at least, I eat the same way, shall I say). If he weren't so darn cute and such the star of the moment, I think I'd hate him. Or maybe I should hate him because he's so darn cute and the star of the moment?

So seriously, he's 3 Golds for 3 already and it was only day 4 of the Beijing Olympics. 5 more events left... this guy's insane...

Anyways, if we kind of eat the same way... how come I don't look like this?:

Oh yeah, cause I can only swim about an hour a day max... not the hours and hours Phelps does. And that's when I DO get to a pool.

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Men's Synchronized Diving
Swimming - Michael Phelps
Men's All Round Team Gymnastics
The Superficiality of the Olympics